the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
OMIGOD GUYS THE END IS NEAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is this a joke? Please tell me it is.
yahoo will just make tumblr another place where our interests will have to conform to what’s socially acceptable
straight from the source.
YAHOO WILL NOT SCREW UP TUMBLR.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
most well behaved poultry